Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Just a little humor for the day!

My R esimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I

saw in the paper.
I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar

and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no

I am a pepole person, Pepole realee

seam to reespond too me well. Certain

men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not too good but find

that I Offen can get a job wit my

My salerery is open so we kin discus

wat you want to pay me and wat you

think that I am werth,

I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in

advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


BRYAN nikname Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short -

below is a pickture of me.

Human Resources 's response:...

Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan ,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.
See you Monday.

I would hire him!


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  1. LOL LIsa!! We'll I'd have to see his butt first but he's definately under consideration. :)

  2. Hey Becca - Some how me thinks the backside is as good as the front! just a hunch......So girl when we hitting the stage next year?